Today is not Wednesday.
“I didn’t like it. Although it looked ‘aesthetically delicious’, it did not taste good”. – T.M.R. June 2, 2021.
One-Liner Wednesday – July 29
Perhaps a grocery bag containing 2% milk?
One-Liner Wednesday – July 22nd
The small things may seem trivial, but they can have the greatest consequences.
Be happy it’s 5 o’clock somewhere, because the workday is done.
That feeling when you realize your plans just changed after hearing, “when you have time…”.
Need a straight line(r), then you’ll need two points.
If you keep your guard up all of the time, don’t be surprised if he is tired.
“Here, There, and Everywhere” (Lennon-McCartney), but really I’ve only been here and there.